"A Egg Mom!"

Jackson comes running out of the bathroom after going using the potty, and yells,

JACKSON: "Mom, it's shaped like a egg!"

MOM: "What's shaped like a egg?"

JACKSON: "Ya, like a egg!"

MOM: "What is shaped like an egg?"

JACKSON: "The toilet, like a bird egg Mom."

MOM: "Yes, you're right. It is shaped like an egg. You are so smart."

JACKSON: "Ya, eggs make me sick."

{he is allergic to eggs}

Ironic... eggs and toilets make us sick!